There's No Ikemen or Osaka Whores Here, So Move Along.

It seems that more and more often people stumble across this blog from a google search.

Let me be the first to tell you that, given the search words that are leading y'all here, I'm really sorry to disappoint.

Most popular is far and away "ikemen" or "ikemen blog" or something involving "ikemen". I've only posted on ikemen once and I'd be willing to bet it is not what the searchers are looking for. And now that I've written "ikemen" five times in the past three sentences I'm going to draw in more poor unsuspecting souls. It's like an ikemen Siren call. Sorry to smash your hopes on the rocks.

Next is Takuya Kimura. Actually, if I was searching for Takuya Kimura and I came across my posts, I wouldn't be too upset. They would amuse me for a few minutes, then I'd move on. So, I won't apologize for this one.

And my personal favorite search term that has led people astray to this blog is a searcher from Thailand google searching "Osaka whore".

Yes.

Well, I definitely do need to apologize to this person, as I am pretty damn certain they were not searching for a metaphor comparing the city of Osaka to a cheap prostitute.

Just thought I should take the time to apologize to everyone in the future who stumbles across this looking for lots of ikemen, Takuya Kimura, or Osaka whores (and I can't let February pass having only posted twice!).