How about a wedding between AHS and THS!? I can't believe it. The universe is almost certainly going to implode.
That's right. Okinawa is about to have its very own marriage of lowly commoner and overprivileged royalty.
And Yours Truly has been invited. I think I've seen both teachers who are getting married a total of 7 times between them, and while I'm aware my invitation was simply a formality (as I'm pretty sure every teacher at both schools was invited), I wouldn't miss it. Though part of me wonders why you invite someone who doesn't speak the language; weddings are a somewhat social event.
Honest to God though. What are the odds? Off all the schools in Okinawa, the two teachers happen to be from the two schools I work at. I'm probably going to know more people than either the bride or groom know.
I feel like I'm the one getting married. And like every wedding, you've got the awkward side of the family no one really likes, and the cool, fun side of the family. I wonder what seating is going to be like? I'd be willing to bet that I get put with the teachers from the English department...but which one? This decision is going to dramatically affect the kind of night I have at the reception.
Will all the teachers from THS get drunk and take over the dance floor while the teachers from AHS stand with their arms folded, shaking their lowered heads in disapproval?
I certainly hope so.
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